Neko

allcreatures:

Memorial Day Dog.

Accurate horoscope is accurate when it says my day will be flipped upside down due to last evening.

Zachary: “Dude, look. I almost cut my dick off! The first thing I did was squeeze my balls to make sure everything was okay.”

After a serious injury all over his lower abdomen. Tsk. xp

Totally love being ignored. And faded.
I’d rather sleep anyways. :p

rem-embermethen:

Wut.

luigimpreg:

WHY ARE THERE TICKS IN THE WORLD THEY DONT HELP THE FOOD CHAIN
I WAS BIT FOR THE FIRST TIIME TODAY LIKE 5 MINUTES AGO AND I SCREWECHED LOWUDER THAN I EVER HAVE IN MY LIFE AND I PICKED IT UP AND THREW IT ACRROSS THW FUCKIN ROOMA ND I CAND FIND THE FLOITTLE MOTHERFUC KIER SO I SPRAYED LEMON PLEDGE ALL OVER TEH FLOOR SO IT SMELLS LIKE LEMONS WHAJT AM I GONNA TRLL MY DAD WHEN HE GETS HOME

WHY DOES THE WORLD MNEED TICKS

eartoear:

This is incredible.